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A Methodist preacher, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist were traveling
together when their car broke down. They were unable to get any help, so they
walked to a nearby farm and asked the farmer if they could stay the night.
The farmer was happy to put them up, but he only had one extra bed, a double bed
as it were, so one of the three would have to stay in the barn.
The Buddhist quickly volunteered, and so the Rabbi and the Methodist made
themselves comfortable. It wasn't long before a knock came at the door, however.
"I'm sorry, there is a cow in the barn, and of course cows are sacred
animals in my religion." So, the Rabbi made his way to the barn. It wasn't
too much longer before there was another knock at the door. "I'm sorry,
there is a pig in the barn. Pigs are, of course, unclean animals in my
religion."
With a sigh of resignation, the Methodist made his way to the barn. It wasn't
much longer that another knock came at the door. There standing at the door was
the cow and the pig.
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